Электронная книга: Jon Richardson «It’s Not Me, It’s You»

It’s Not Me, It’s You

‘I loved Jon’s book. It’s even better than the real thing because you can’t hear his voice.’ Michael McIntyre A control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply). ‘I haven’t woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it’s one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.’Is your filing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man… Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon’s obssessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelves. Ittakes him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a pair of shoes he bought in 1997. Over to the filing cabinet and R for receipts, S for shoes.But Jon doesn’t want to be like this, in fact he would quite like to share his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon sets about his search for The One. The question is, will he mind her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?

Издательство: "HarperCollins" (2011)

ISBN: 9780007414956

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Jon Richardson

Football player infobox| playername= Jon Richardson


fullname = Jonathan Richardson
nickname = Rico
dateofbirth = birth date and age|1975|8|29|df=y
cityofbirth = Nottingham
countryofbirth = England
height = 5' 11" (180cm)
currentclub = Worcester City
clubnumber =
position = Central defender
youthyears =
youthclubs = Exeter City
years = 1994–2000
2000–2002
2002–2006
2006–2008 2008–
clubs = Exeter City
Oxford United
Forest Green
Exeter City Worcester City
caps(goals) = 273 (11)
063 0(2)
126 0(7)
037 0(0) 000 0(0)
pcupdate = 19 May 2008
ntupdate =

Jon Richardson (born 29 August 1975 in Nottingham) is a professional footballer, who is currently playing for Worcester City. A central defender, he was originally a trainee at Exeter City, making his debut in 1994. He impressed straight away, and went on to make almost 250 league appearances for the Grecians over the next 6 years, many of which were as club captain.

In 2000, after a disappointing season, City manager Noel Blake decided to clear out much of the squad, and, to many people's surprise, Richardson was one of the players to go. He got a decent move, though, joining then Second Division side Oxford United for £5,000.

He was a first-team regular in his first season at Oxford, but despite personally putting in reasonable performances, Oxford were relegated, adrift at the bottom of the league with only 27 points. The following season, new manager Mark Wright attempted to rebuild the squad, and in doing so brought in a couple of centre-backs (Phil Bolland and Scott Guyett) from his former club, Southport. This limited Rico's appearances and he found himself on the bench for most games. Even when Ian Atkins replaced Wright after only 6 months, he couldn't find a place in the team, and was released the following summer.

At this point he joined Forest Green, where he remained until May 2006, when he was released on a free transfer before linking up with the Grecians once again. He was largely used as a backup during his time at Exeter, which ended after he turned down a new one year contract offered to him in 2008 and decided to concentrate on his physiotherapy degreecite news
title = Rico Prepares for new career
url = http://www.thisisexeter.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=137332&command=displayContent&sourceNode=137087&contentPK=20752777&folderPk=79935&pNodeId=137010
publisher = Express and Echo
date = 2008-05-31
accessdate = 2008-06-02
] . He later signed for Conference South side Worcester City.

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