Книга: Tommy Cooper «All in One Joke Book»
My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere. Издательство: "Arrow Books" (2014) Формат: 130x200, 336 стр.
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Tommy Cooper
Infobox actor
name = Tommy Cooper
caption = Videocassette cover from his comedy show
birthname = Thomas Frederick Cooper
birthdate = birth date|1921|03|19|df=y
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deathdate = death date and age|1984|04|15|1921|03|19|df=y
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occupation = Comedian and magician
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spouse = Gwen
partner = Mary Fieldhouse nee Kay
children = Thomas Cooper (deceased)
Vicky Cooper
parents = Tom Cooper & Gertrude nee Wright
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Tommy Cooper (
Despite his purported inability to perform conjuring tricks, Cooper was a member of
Biography
Born Thomas Frederick Cooper, in The family lived in a house at the back of World War Two After school, Cooper became a Act development When he was demobbed after 7 years of military service, Cooper took up show business on Cooper had developed his magic skills and was a member of the To keep the audience on their toes, Cooper threw in the occasional trick that worked when it was least expected. Career Cooper rapidly became a top-liner in variety with his turn as the conjuror whose tricks never succeeded, but it was his Cooper was a heavy drinker and smoker, and experienced a decline in health during the late 1970s, suffering a heart attack in 1977 while in Legendary meanness John Fisher writes in Cooper's biography, "Everyone agrees that he was mean. Quite simply he was acknowledged as the tightest man in show business, with a pathological dread of reaching into his pocket." Friends remember he would persuade strangers to buy him a drink using magician's cunning. He would stand at a bar and, when he made eye-contact with a stranger say 'Yes?' to which the stranger would reply, "Can I get you a drink?" Cooper would reply 'What are you drinking?' to which the stranger would think he was being offered a drink, state his preference and hear Cooper rejoin, "I'll have one as well." Another stunt was to leave a taxi, slipping something into the taxi driver's pocket saying, "Have a drink on me." That something turned out to be a tea bag. He was also known for meanness of nature. In 1964 he was opening act at the However, Fisher reports that despite other such tales, Cooper's strengths outweighed his faults. Drinking Cooper's drinking increased and had a devastating effect on his family and nearly ruined his career. Initially he drank to allay the anxiety of going onstage. He told his friend What began as liquid courage became a psychological crutch. By the mid-seventies, alcohol had started to erode Cooper's professionalism and club owners complained that he turned up late or rushed through his show in five minutes. His popularity generally carried him through but sometimes he was slow-handclapped on to the stage, audiences shouting 'Why are we waiting?' In clubs and on television, his timing began to desert him, he looked sad and was sluggish, eyes glazed, energy lowered. His slight incoherence had been part of his act but now words were being left out to embarrassing effect. Despite production crews pouring coffee down his throat, classic gags were omitted and other lines repeated for no reason. His health suffered and, fixated about his increasing weight, he started buying under-the-counter slimming pills which he mixed with insomnia tablets to form a potent cocktail. In addition, he suffered chronic indigestion, lumbago, sciatica, bronchitis (he smoked 40 cigars a day) and severe circulation problems in his legs. When Cooper realised the extent of his injuries he cut down on his drinking and the energy and sparkle returned to his act and some of his later television performances were a revelation. However, he never stopped drinking and could be fallible: on an otherwise triumphant appearance with Marriage and infidelity Cooper's drinking led to wife-beating. Several times Gwen called Their marriage was volatile. Gwen told the press, 'We fight. I throw things and he throws things back. But we often end up laughing.' Their son said, 'She was more than a match for him. They had some colossal fights and Dad would spend all his time ducking.' However it was also a very loving union; she also said, 'He was the nicest, kindest - and most awkward - man in the world.' In 1967 Cooper began an affair with Mary Fieldhouse (nee Kay), a stage manager whom he met in a church hall used by Gwen supposedly found out about the affair after Cooper's death and remarked that it was a mere slip, a one-night stand. There had however been tabloid speculation while the affair was going on and a friend recalls Gwen coming into the bedroom brandishing a hotel invoice to Mr and Mrs Cooper. Cooper insisted he was on his own. His wife left the room slamming the door and calling him a bastard. He pulled his clothes over his pyjamas and dashed to the nearest phone box where he called the manager and asked him to phone his home in half an hour and apologise for the mistake. Half an hour later there was a phone call to the house and Gwen came upstairs all smiles, explaining there had been a Mr and Mrs Cooper in the hotel at the same time and their bill had been sent by mistake. Cooper never entertained leaving his wife and friends attest to his deep love of Gwen, saying he needed her. And despite her suffering at the hands of a man Death while on the air On Cremated at Examples of Cooper's humour His friend and biographer John Fisher said of Cooper's humour: 'On anyone else's lips, it would have been hopeless. Delivered by Tommy, with all his childlike innocence and charm, it would make an audience roar.' Bob Monkhouse recalls seeing Cooper in a dressing room dangling a bath tap on a piece of elastic. "It's a gag," Cooper said, explaining that he was going to come on, dangle it up and down a few times and then say, "Tap dance!" Monkhouse advised him the idea was terrible, the worst joke he'd heard and advised him not to perform it. Cooper went ahead and brought the house down. Cooper's comedy carried over to his private life. He once went into a tailor's shop to buy a suit. Trying it on he asked a member of staff if he could take it for a walk round the block. When they consented he took a block of wood from his pocket, put it on the floor and walked around it before saying, "Fine. I'll take it." He continued this in life with his wife, Gwen reporting frequent instances of rubber spiders, snakes that sprang out of tins and books that burst into flames. A visitor recalled screams from the maid; she had discovered a 'severed hand' in the laundry basket. Cooper was a caring father and used his comedy to effect. There was the time his son was caught having stolen a ball of string and pen-knife from the local Woolworths. Gwen was distraught but Cooper maintained silence until the evening when he took his son aside and said, in fierce tones, "If you ever, ever steal again .... get me a packet of my favourite cigars." The boy never re-offended. Cooper turned his comedy to his illnesses. He had chronic indigestion and his daughter Vicky described how he would drink milk of magnesia then jump up and down because he had forgotten to shake the bottle. And despite his upset when his wife was taken ill, the flowers he presented her squirted water in her face. A selection of Cooper's jokes * "I slept like a log last night; I woke up in the fireplace." In 1961 Cooper had a minor hit record in Britain with "Don't Jump off the Roof, Dad" on Honours In a 2005 poll " tatue A statue of Tommy Cooper was unveiled in his hometown of Caerphilly on Film biography In February 2007, " Miscellaneous 'Tommy C' is a track by UK music artists ee also * References External links * [http://thetommycoopersociety.org The Tommy Cooper Society] Persondata Источник: Tommy Cooper
*Performing to his ship building colleagues when everything went wrong. Devastated, Cooper still noted that the failed tricks got laughs
*During his British Army career
*At a post-war audition, at which his tricks went wrong, but which the panel thoroughly enjoyed
* "Man walks into a bar. Didn't half hurt. It was an iron bar."
* "I've got the best wife in England; the other one's in Africa."
* "I had a ploughman's lunch the other day; he wasn't half mad."
* "My dog took a big bite out of my knee the other day and a friend of mine said, "Did you put anything on it? I said, No, he liked it as it was."
* "I think inventions are marvellous, don't you? Wherever they put a petrol pump they find petrol."
* "I'm on a whisky diet; I've lost three days already."
* "I backed a horse today at 20 to 1. It came in at twenty past four."
* "I was in Margate last year for the summer season. A friend of mine said, "You want to go to Margate, it's good for rheumatism." So I did and I got it."
* "A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've broke my arm in several places." The doctor said "Well don't go to those places."
* "I went to the nurse the other day and I told her, "My arm hurts whenever I do that" (does arm gesture). She said, "Well, don't do that then."
* "Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
* "A woman told her doctor, "I've got a bad back." The doctor said, "It's old age." The woman said, "I want a second opinion". The doctor says, "OK. you're ugly as well."
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* [http://justlikethat.homestead.com/ Tommy Cooper - Almost a Magician]
NAME= Cooper, Tommy
ALTERNATIVE NAMES= Cooper, Thomas Frederick
SHORT DESCRIPTION= Comedian and magician
DATE OF BIRTH= 1921-03-19
PLACE OF BIRTH=
DATE OF DEATH= 1984-04-15
PLACE OF DEATH=
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